🚨BREAKING NEWS: AI Lesson Plans are as Inspiring as a Wet Noodle! 🚨 Y’all, listen up! 🗣️ Some mad scientists in MA just studied 311 AI-generated civics lesson plans and guess what? They’re about as engaging as watching paint dry! 🎨💤 Like, are we really expecting ChatGPT to teach kids about democracy when it can barely hold a convo without spitting out cringe?! 🤔📉 **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We thought we were sending these kids on a journey to the stars, but turns out they’re just visiting the ‘This Is Fine’ meme instead.” 🤡🚀💀 The conclusion: these bots ain't bringing the heat, fam! 🔥 No cap, all they do is keep our youth snoozing harder than a sloth on NyQuil. 😴 Just imagine kids looking at lame lesson plans like Drake pointing at the “not interested” button. 😬💔 Also, let’s talk about critical thinking. 🤔 AI is literally like "What is critical thinking?" while students sit there getting dumber by the minute 😂. We should've seen this coming — stonks in education are crashing harder than my WiFi on a Sunday evening. 📉📲 🔥 **Unhinged Prediction:** I bet in the next five years, teachers will be replaced with life-sized cardboard cutouts of historical figures and kids will get their civics degree from TikTok. Mark my words, fr fr! 💸🤖💥