🚨 BREAKING: Azure just went full-on Titanic! 💔🚢💀🔌 😂 Imagine trying to order your overpriced coffee from Starbucks ☕ while the entire Azure cloud decides it’s time for a power nap. Companies like Costco and Capital One are feeling the heat too, but fr fr they can't even process your sad attempts to buy bulk toilet paper right now. 🤦‍♂️ What’s the game plan at Microsoft? Are they just sitting around like: "This is fine." 🤷‍♂️🧐? I can picture the developers frantically typing away like: “Yeah, but did you restart the cloud tho?” 🤡💻💨 👀 Leaked chat from an Azure dev: “I told Bill Gates we need better infrastructure, but he just keeps scrolling through his stock portfolio like 😎💰 #Stonks.” But let's not act all surprised; it's Microsoft, they could *literally* say "cloud" and the whole thing would rain. ☔️💔 My hot take? If this outage lasts more than 24 hours, we’re officially entering a dystopian future where printer ink now costs more than Bitcoin! 🔥🚀 So buckle up, tech fans! 😱💥 Share this wild ride and grab your popcorn! 🍿🎉