🚨🥛 MILK ALERT: Whole Milk is BACK, baby! 🥛🚨 No cap, it’s like the '90s popped out of a time machine and said, “y’all forgot about me?!” Remember those iconic Got Milk? ads with celebs like *literally everyone*? 🤩 Yeah, fast forward to now, and we're drowning in nut milks that sound like a fancy salad order 🥗 - “I’ll take a macadamia latte with a side of oat.” Like, what even is that?! 😂 Now we’re seeing people throwing back whole milk like it’s an Instagrammable cocktail 🍹—the lactose intolerance found dead in the corner. “Dietitian” says, “It’s good for bone health!” And I’m like, “Yeah, but does it come with a free side of **heartburn**?” 💔💀 *Leaked convo in the milk industry:* 🗣️ “Why did whole milk disappear?” 👨‍💻 “Because plant milk was pretending to be trendy. Now it’s just cringe.” 🍦 “But what if we put milk in a TikTok dance? Stonks?!” So fr fr, if you see someone drinking whole milk in 2023, just know they probably just dropped the hottest new dance move or are living in a nostalgic milk coma. 🤪 🔥 Hot take: In 2024, we’ll see the rise of *sippable butter* as the next health craze. 🧈🚀 Keep your eyes peeled, folks! 🧐👀 #WholeMilkIsTheNewPlantMilk