🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF CODE WIZARDS 🚀👾 Meet Soham Parekh, the human embodiment of the phrase “why have one job when you can have ALL the jobs?” 🤡💰 This dude is out here moonlighting like he’s running for president in a tech dystopia! Imagine a software engineer so dedicated to the grind that even the stonks emoji is like, “Damn, fam...” 📈💀 Reports are in that Silicon Valley startups are LOADED with SOHAM RESUME SCREENS. 🤯💻 Legend has it that one dev said, “My code runs smoother than my caffeine addiction, but this dude? He’s just stealing my gigs like a pro!” 🚀💔 So who is this tech sorcerer conjuring startup tears? Some say he’s a ninja juggling code like a pro as the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to log into Slack. 😵🥴 In the immortal words of the Drake meme: “What I need is to have multiple jobs, but also take naps.” 💅✨ 🔥 So here’s the T hot take: In a future where “remote work” means “remote from reality,” we’ll all be moonlighting like contortionist coders. Get ready for the age of the MULTI-HAZARD JOBBER. 🤖💥 Soham? Totally based. Let's all aspire to his level of cringe. 👀💫 #HustleCulture #ThisIsFine