🚨🚨 BREAKING: Your Morning Cup Just Got REPLACE-ED! ☕➡️🍵😱 Listen up, caffeine addicts! The tea-sipping revolution is HERE, and it’s more legit than your first “adult” paycheck 💸💀! Apparently, 85% of adults are chugging two cups of coffee daily like it’s their job, but if you think that’s the *vibe*, I’m about to drop some knowledge bombs that make the galaxy brain meme look like child’s play ✨🧠! Spotted: Green tea coming in HOT! 🔥 With three times LESS caffeine than your jitter juice, it’s like trading your racing car for a chill ride that doesn’t scream, "OMG I’M GONNA SPILL MY COFFEE!" 🤡🚗💨 So, you wanna dodge caffeine scares and sleep like a happy baby? Say goodbye to the midnight jitters and hello to the Zen vibes of sipping that green elixir 🧘‍♂️🍃. *Leaked conversation from the Tea Association: 🗣️* Developer 1: “Bro, coffee is cringe now. Green tea is based!” Developer 2: “Facts! No cap, my serotonin levels are rising just thinking about it!” My unhinged prediction? In 2 years, we’ll be sitting around sipping green tea lattes while coffee shops turn into vintage museums! 📜🚀 Get ready for the great green tea takeover, fam! #GreenTeaGang or go home! 😅💚🍵