💸🤖 BREAKING: WhiteFiber, the latest AI hype machine, just hit Nasdaq and—wait for it—closed down 4.59%! 🚫📉 Yeah, you heard that right. They went from $159.4M in IPO funds to a value that has investors looking like *this* 🥴💀. I mean, who doesn’t love a rollercoaster? 🎢 But instead of thrills, buyers were just treated to the “This is fine” meme as they watched their stonks go *poof* into the void. 🚀🔥 WhiteFiber be like, “We raised the money, now what? 🤷‍♂️” With a valuation of $619M, you would think they'd roll out the red carpet. Instead, it’s just a sad Drake pointing meme at potential investors like “You could have bought actual fiber optics instead!” 💔📈 And here’s a leaked quote from one of their developers: “I put my life savings into this, but now my computer is just… glitching out.” 🙃😂 Hot take: By 2025, AI will be so overhyped that our coffee machines will start IPOing. ☕💡 #AIwilltakeover #InvestInYourCoffee Share this mess with your friends before the next meme-bleeding title drops! 💣🔥