🚨🚀 BREAKING: The AI Bannon has pulled out his magic wand and BOOM 💥, all boats are floating in the cloud 🛥️☁️! *Insert Rick Astley meme because you’re never gonna give up that stonk life!* Nvidia is out here like, “Who needs friends when you have money?” 💰💊, as they strut into D.C. flexing their AI chip gains while HPE, Nokia, and Samsung are like the ultimate hype squad! Can’t believe they’re teaming up to build an AI Megafactory like we’re living in a sci-fi dystopia and not just the regular one! 😱🤖 But wait! Investors are suddenly acting like they’re at a buffet and only choosing the finest caviar brands 🥂🐟. “Nah, we don’t want just any old clout—give us the *real* cloud!” 💀🔍 One developer was overheard saying, “I just want my chips without all the extra drama,” while another was just straight-up seething over the sudden turn in the market! 🤬🔥 So what’s next? SpaceX trying to launch AI chips on Mars while Jeff Bezos stares into the void contemplating his next billion? 💸🌌 This is fine. 🔮 Hot take: in 2024 we’ll have AI chips that can write your Tinder bio AND swipe right for you. No cap. 🤡💙