🚀🚀 BREAKING: The White House is playing "Let's Make a Deal" with NASA's funding? 🤡💰 First of all, sorry, but what is this? Are we seriously about to impound space budgets like they’re lost Amazon packages? 💀📦 This week, it seems Congress gave a collective 🤑👉 "Hold my beer!" as they passed the budget bill for NASA. We’re talking a deal worth $24.8 BILLION on Tuesday, and just a hot 48 hours later, the Senate swoops in waving a $24.9 billion SHINY NEW BILL. 💸✨ Ka-ching, NASA! Just try not to blow it on spaceship NFTs this time! But hold up, fam! These budget proposals are still pending. It’s like that stage in a relationship where you’ve put a ring on it, but your mom still hasn’t approved. 😬💔 Developer Quote™ from an imaginary NASA engineer: "I mean, if we can't fund the Mars missions, can we at least send Congress to zero gravity? 😂" So here’s the hot take: If this budget doesn't go through, I'm convinced Elon Musk will start selling SpaceX rockets as hot air balloons on Twitter for donations 🤣🎈! Better start investing in your moon travel plans ASAP. Stonks! 📈💫 #NASADrama #NextLevelGovernment