🎉👀 **BREAKING: THE GOVERNMENT WANTS TO TRACK YOUR AI CHIPS!** 💻👮‍♂️ In an absolute plot twist that sounds like it came straight outta *Black Mirror*, our boy Michael Kratsios, the White House OSTP Director, just dropped the tea ☕ on the AI Action Plan! Yup, you heard it—Uncle Sam is about to be the *biggest* chip detective in the game! 🔍💪 🚨 “We might use software or, like, actual physical methods to track AI chips,” Kratsios said during a press conference, probably while sipping a double-shot soy latte. 👾💼 No cap, this is either genius or *major cringe*. But wait, it gets better. Imagine a world where your AI chips are vibing in the wild, and the government is like “Hold up, buddy! Where you think you’re going?” 🚦💸 *Absolute stonks energy!* Imagine a future where chips are more monitored than your ex’s Instagram feed. 📱💀 💬 “I think I just got 10% smarter,” said no one ever. “But if tracking AI chips helps catch rogue AIs, count me in!” – every tech bro in 2023. 🔥💡 Prediction time: Next up, "Chip-Tracking Wearables" are going to drop, and we'll all be wearing smart collars for our processors like it’s 2025 and we’re living in a sci-fi movie. This is fine. 🤡 🛑💥 So buckle up, tech fam—welcome to the age of *Big Chip Brother*! Who’s ready? 🌌🚀