🎉🔥 BREAKING: WHITE HOUSE "NOPE!" MAKES ICEBlock A STONK 🔥🎉 Yo fam, forget about the latest TikTok dance—this slidin' app ICEBlock is blowing up faster than my phone bill after a Netflix binge! 😱👀 So the White House decided to throw shade on this snazzy little app, and guess what? That’s like putting rocket fuel on a JET SKI! 🚀💸 ICEBlock is now the hottest social networking app since sliced bread! 🍞❗ This bad boy alerts you whenever those ICE agents 🕵️‍♂️ roll into your neighborhood. Yeah, instead of running through the streets shouting "Panic!" you can just whip out your phone and be like "Thanks, ICEBlock, for saving my tacos!" 🌮💀 Some "leaked" convo from a dev goes like this: 🔊 **Dev 1:** "So the White House is mad?" 🔊 **Dev 2:** "Bet! More trendy than avocado toast now! Stonks, baby!" Based! 🤩💯 But let’s be real—this is a classic case of: "We don't want you to see us, so here's FREE PUBLICITY!" 🤳💥 Talk about “This Is Fine” with the dog sipping coffee while the house burns down. 🤡🔥 🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next month, Donald Trump will launch his own educational app about how to evade ICE agents—"Trump's Life Hacks"—and it’ll be the next meme museum. Don’t @ me. 🤖💰💔