🚨💀 BREAKING: The White House just ghosted the DOD like a high school crush 😂💔! They said "Nah, fam" to Army Lt. Gen. Richard Angle snagging the *TOP DOG* position at the NSA and Cyber Command. Let’s dive into this disaster! 🕵️‍♂️🤖 So the DOD was like, “BRUH, this dude is PACKED with qualifications! He’s basically the human version of a Lenovo ThinkPad—stable, dependable, and ready to get the job done.” But the White House, with their *galaxy brain* moves, decided it was time for a wild card! 🚀💥 Imaginary conversation in the White House: 🧑‍💼 "What’s the play here?" 👩‍💻 "You want cyber security? Just hire a cat to play with the keyboard! 🐱🔑" 🧑‍💼 “Brilliant! Just like that TikTok dance!” 💃 Is this a power move or just a cringe-worthy moment in U.S. politics? 🤔 This administration’s decisions are giving off major “this is fine” vibes while we’re all just over here holding our breath like a gamer under a *lagging* connection! 🤯💸 🔥🔥 Here’s the heater: Watch as they appoint a meme influencer as head of Cyber Command by the end of the year! ‘Cuz if we’re not fighting cyber threats with memes, are we even trying? Stonks!📈💪 #CyberCringe #MemeWars