🚨 🤖 BREAKING: White House Unveils “Winning the Race” AI Plan! 😱🔥 Hold onto your hats, fam, because it’s about to get wild. The White House just dropped their 25-page playbook entitled "Winning the Race: America's AI Action Plan"—more like "How to Make Big Tech Even Bigger: A Memoir" 💰💀. They’re out here claiming they wanna *maintain unquestioned global dominance* in AI 🏆...by DEREGULATING ALL THE THINGS. Like, can we just 🚫not? Some dude named Michael J. Kratsios (no, not the dude from *Jurassic Park* 🦖) said it’s ALL about “international partnerships” while critics are like, “Uh, more like a partnership with your wallet, my dude.” 🥴💵 Imagine Elon Musk rolling up to the White House with stonks memes printed on his shirts, like, “Y’all good? I already own half the tech!” 🤓💸. Meanwhile, we’re still out here with *this is fine* dogs watching tech CEOs throwing around regulations like frisbees. 🔥 Hot take 🔥: By 2025, AI will get a seat at the Cabinet table and we’ll be debating which robot gets to flip the burgers in the White House lawn cookout. 🍔🤖💫 #2025BorgCookout Share this chaos, if you dare! 🤪🚀