🚨🤡 BREAKING: The White House just dropped a bombshell! 💥 The AI Action Plan says “open-weight first” is the new vibe, and enterprises better buckle up! 🚀💰 In other words, forget about keeping all your AI secrets under lock and key, because it’s time to embrace the chaotic world of open-source models! 👀🔥 Are ya ready for the wild ride of "we’re all in this together" AI-fueled chaos? 😂💔 *Leaked Developer Quote:* “Honestly, I’m just here for the memes. Open-source? More like open-sarcasm. 🤷‍♂️” Imagine CEOs Googling “How to set up guardrails for chaotic AI while also saving their job?” because that’s the vibe we’re on now fam. 🥴💀 And you thought managing your Zoom background was tough? Wait until you’re navigating the wild west of AI with your precious data flying around like it’s a meme on TikTok! Drake’s got his “hotline bling” on speed dial while we’re all just vibing in the “this is fine” meme as our corporate overlords try to adapt. 😅✨ 🔥💀 But mark my words, by 2025 we’ll have a meme-based programming language called “OpenChaos,” and it’ll be the GOAT. 🤖 We’re talking Elon Musk levels of unhinged AI decisions here. No cap! 💯💥 Spread the word before the servers crash! 🌐🍄