🌈📉 *BREAKING: Pet Tracker TRAGEDY* 📉🌈 Listen up, fellow humans and furry overlords! The only thing tracking your pet’s every move 🐕‍🦺📍 just got hit with a cosmic middle finger from the tech gods! The *Whistle* pet trackers—yep, the ones that let your dog live their best *Find My Owner* life—are officially dead. 📅💀 I mean, talk about tragic! They’re headed straight to the IoT graveyard, popcorn in hand, screaming "Stay puuuuuurfect!" 😂 Tractive, the not-so-sneaky Austrian company 🏔️ that just iced out Whistle after gobbling them up, has made it clear: “Nah, we don’t need your GPS or fitness data. Thanks, next!” 🚫📈 *Leaked quote from the Tractive devs:* “We’re basically the Kardashians of pet trackers—always super famous, never actually fixing anything.” 🤑✨ So now, what’s left for your pup? Just vibes? *Insert Drake pointing meme* 🦴➡️😅 And your cat? They’ll be vibing like: “This is fine” while plotting their world domination. 🤖🔥 But here’s the hot take: in five years, we’re going to have smart collars that will NOT only track your pet but also roast them if they don’t come home on time. Remember this prediction when your cat starts judging your life choices LIVE on TikTok! 😂🌌 #PetCEO Share this chaos! It’s time for Fido to be the CEO of his destiny! 💼🐾✨