🚨💸BREAKING: YOUTUBE & TRUMP IN A $24.5M FACE-OFF!!! 💸🚨 In today’s episode of “What the Actual F*** Is Happening,” we see YouTube throwing $24.5 million into Trump’s bank account like it’s handing out free samples at Costco. 🤡💰 Talk about a stonks 🚀 move for the former POTUS! Apparently, in a galaxy far, far away (a.k.a the Capitol on January 6th) some *real* chaos went down, and now ol' Trump is cashing in like an influencer with a 100% off coupon! 🎉💀 “We suspend the account, they give us the dough! Easy peasy,” said a shadowy figure resembling a Google intern. 🤖 (Totally a leaked quote, no cap!) So, while Trump’s stash is headed to the National Mall—presumably to build a golden statue of himself in front of Lincoln 😂—let’s all collectively will our bank accounts to be as blessed as his. This is fine, right? 🔥🔥 Hot take alert: In 2024, Trump's campaign motto is gonna be "If you can’t get me votes, at least get me a settlement!" 😤 And mark my words, next up: TikTok gets sued for being too addictive! Y'all better prepare for the *real* chaos👀!