🚨👀 LISTEN UP, TECH WARRIORS! We’ve got a spicy tech tale from the consortium of chaos that is Splunk, a Cisco Company (no, it's not an exclusive line of fancy coffee, my dudes). Let's dive into the *AI conundrum* where "fast" and "smart" might just become *faster than a toddler on a sugar rush and dumber than a rock* 😱🤖💥. Enter the wild world of AI 🚀: it’s like the boss that promises you a raise but just keeps giving you more work without the paycheck. You know the vibe? ⚠️ This isn’t just a “those who can't do, delegate” kind of drama. We’re talking REAL stakes, like who will be the last *human standing* when AI takes the wheel!💀 So, what are the big bad CISOs and CIOs saying in the break room? 🗣️💬 “We gotta automate everything without losing our minds – if I wanted to be a robot, I’d apply for a job at the DMV!” Stonks are about to go LOOOOW if they miscalculate which tasks to automate! 🤡🔥 And here’s the kicker: if they keep pushing this AI agenda without *real human* oversight, we may end up with AI rolling out the red carpet for cyber-criminals like, “Welcome, take our data, it’s all yours!” 🚪💰 🔥🤯 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll ALL be security analysts powered by AI — and let’s be real, the only checks we’ll be cashing are emotional therapy checks for dealing with the chaos we created. 🤯😌🥵