🚨 BREAKING NEWS, GAMERS! 🚨 Reid Hoffman just threw a major shade umbrella over David Sacks by calling Anthropic 🎭 "one of the good guys!" 😱 I CAN'T EVEN!!! This is like watching two dinosaurs with credit cards fighting over who can scream louder in the AI jungle! 🦖💳 So, apparently, Sacks is all up in arms 💢, accusing Anthropic of pulling a "regulatory capture strategy based on fear-mongering." Like dude, can you *not* make it sound like a cringe TikTok conspiracy theory? 🤡🔥 Hoffman’s out here playing the hero in this digital soap opera! 🌟 Like, just imagine him sipping coffee ☕️, saying, "Nah, fam, we’re chillin’ with Anthropic." Meanwhile, Sacks is like Drake pointing at a chart 📊 screaming “STOP IT!” because stonks are on the line! 🚀💰 “Listen, guys, we just don’t want AI to turn into Skynet—yet,” said an *imaginary* Anthropic dev who totally didn't give us a quote but would give us free snacks if they did. 😏🍿 🔥💀 HOT TAKE of the century: I predict that in the near future, these tech titans will pull a “Kardashian” and just start a reality show called “Silicon Valley Showdown: Who Can Meme It Better?” 🤷‍♂️🔥 Share this chaos while your brain is still intact! 💥✨ #TechDrama #AIWars