🚨💥 GUYS, WE’RE ON THE VERGE OF A TIKTOK APOCALYPSE 😱🔥 POTUS 45 might be cooking up a glitchy USA TikTok version, and let’s just say it’s giving off some major "this is fine" vibes 🔥👀💀. So here’s the tea ☕️: Trump’s spinning a deal like it’s a DJ set at a rave, but fr fr, the outlook looks darker than the code behind any legacy systems 🤖💩. Like, imagine TikTok but with the energy of late-night political ads—yikes. “Yeah, it’s all good, we’re practically besties!” - Trump probably saying while the app deals with more glitches than a 90s dial-up connection (RIP!). 🤡💔💰🐸 And my favorite part? It’s so cringe that even the stonks 📈 are like “Boy, bye!” 🦵. I can already imagine the memes: Drake pointing at “normal TikTok” while embracing “TrumpTok” like it’s an ex you can’t get away from. 🤦‍♂️✨ Hot take: This “deal” might end up being just another weird alt universe TikTok where every dance is a debate and all trends are like “defund the cringe” 🌌🚀. Get ready to seethe, people!! 😂