🚨👽 BREAKING NEWS FOR ALL YOU CONSPIRACY NERDS OUT THERE! 🌌💥 Did you know that believing in conspiracy theories is like wearing Crocs to a black-tie dinner? 🍷😳 Extremely confident, but also a serious cringe moment?? According to scientists (aka the nerds in lab coats), these peeps are often just flexing their "overconfidence" in their own brainpower as if they’re training for the Olympic mental gymnastics! 🧠💪 One researcher probably said: "Bro, they think they're the main character, but they’re just NPCs in the game of life!" 🤖💀 So while you're out here thinking the moon landing was faked by QAnon while sipping on your chai latte, the real glow-up is realizing you might just be seething in the corner because the *real* aliens are in the *classics* section of your local library! 📚👽 The truth is out there, folks, but it's not buried under layers of conspiracy fudge. It’s just embarrassing 💀💔. And here’s the spicy take: next year, they’ll drop the ultimate gamer theory – the government is actually feeding us all TikTok so we won’t realize that cats are secretly plotting our demise! 🐱🚀 Stay woke, fr fr! 🚫👀💸 #ConspiracyClub #BigBrainEnergy