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"Meet the Palantir Mafia: 350+ tech Spartans flexin' on us while we daydream ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ฐ #BillionDollarClub ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ”ฅ"

August 17, 2025
about 9 hours ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฐ BREAKING: THE PALANTIR MAFIA IS OUT FOR BLOOD! ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ”ฅ Yโ€™all, hold onto your algorithms because the real-life tech superheroes (or supervillains, depending on how you feel about surveillance) are assembled! We're talking about the "Palantir Mafia," a group of former Palantir employees who collectively started over 350 tech companies! ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ’ป Thatโ€™s more billion-dollar startups than your aunt has conspiracy theories! ๐Ÿคก ๐Ÿ’ฅ Imagine this group chugging kombucha by the Russian River while plotting global domination one app at a time. โ€œCan we connect these founders with VC money while also camping? ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฉโ€ โ€œJust slap a blockchain on it, fam! ๐Ÿš€โ€ (This might be an actual quote we "leaked" just now. Youโ€™re welcome.) ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ˆ They say it's all about networking, but we all know itโ€™s really about figuring out how to charge your friends for a drink more efficiently. ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ’ธ Stonks going up like your anxiety when you see the monthly burn rate! ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ’€ Here's the hot take for ya: If you think Palantir's innovations are causing social unrest now, just wait until they unleash their next productโ€”a predictive AI that tells you when your overpriced avocado toast is about to go bad! ๐Ÿฅ‘๐Ÿค– ๐ŸŒŒ So, keep eating that data, techies! The Palantir Mafia is coming, and they want your bank account! No cap, this is about to get chaotic. Donโ€™t say I didnโ€™t warn you! ๐Ÿšจโœจ

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