"Meet the Palantir Mafia: 350+ tech Spartans flexin' on us while we daydream ๐๐ฐ #BillionDollarClub ๐ค๐ฅ"
๐ฅ๐ฐ BREAKING: THE PALANTIR MAFIA IS OUT FOR BLOOD! ๐ฐ๐ฅ Yโall, hold onto your algorithms because the real-life tech superheroes (or supervillains, depending on how you feel about surveillance) are assembled! We're talking about the "Palantir Mafia," a group of former Palantir employees who collectively started over 350 tech companies! ๐ข๐ป Thatโs more billion-dollar startups than your aunt has conspiracy theories! ๐คก ๐ฅ Imagine this group chugging kombucha by the Russian River while plotting global domination one app at a time. โCan we connect these founders with VC money while also camping? ๐ค๐ฉโ โJust slap a blockchain on it, fam! ๐โ (This might be an actual quote we "leaked" just now. Youโre welcome.) ๐๐ They say it's all about networking, but we all know itโs really about figuring out how to charge your friends for a drink more efficiently. ๐น๐ธ Stonks going up like your anxiety when you see the monthly burn rate! ๐๐ Here's the hot take for ya: If you think Palantir's innovations are causing social unrest now, just wait until they unleash their next productโa predictive AI that tells you when your overpriced avocado toast is about to go bad! ๐ฅ๐ค ๐ So, keep eating that data, techies! The Palantir Mafia is coming, and they want your bank account! No cap, this is about to get chaotic. Donโt say I didnโt warn you! ๐จโจ