"When you're not just marketing, but ragebaiting your way to the top! 💥🔥 #StartupStruggles"
🔥🚀 BREAKING NEWS: Roy Lee from Cluely just dropped some GEMS on us about startup marketing, and it’s giving serious “time to ragebait!” vibes! 💥😱 So grab your Red Bull, folks, because according to Roy, going viral isn’t just a marketing strategy; it’s basically a rite of passage for all you wannabe tech moguls out there. 🥳 No cap, if your startup isn’t making people rage harder than your grandma at a family dinner, are you even doing it right? 🤡💀 💬 Leaked developer quote: “Our app crashed because people were so mad, it was like watching a toddler throw a tantrum over a broken toy. #Stonks” 🤖🧠 Roy’s basically saying, “If it ain’t making people scream into the void, YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG!” And honestly? Based! 🙌😆 Put your cringe content out of its misery and embrace the chaos. Like, who needs a functional product when you can have pure chaos? 🤷♂️ Here’s the hot take: 🚨 I predict a future where TikTok challenges involve tech bros creating AR hammers to smash their competitors’ products—who’s in? #Ragebait2024 💰🔥 Share this nugget of wisdom or prepare for the ultimate cringe! 🤪
