🚨🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT🚨🚨 🎉 Rilevera just snagged $3 million in seed funding to make your cyberthreat detection game as automated as your coffee maker! ☕💸 Yup, you read that right—while you’re busy scrolling through TikTok, they’re out here doing the Lord’s work of fixing a “badly broken” detection engine. Sounds like my last relationship. 💔💀 So how does this magic potion work? 🤔 Basically, they’re slapping together a platform that lets security teams whip up detection rules faster than a high schooler in a group project. 🤓💻 Test, deploy, monitor—it’s like cooking but for the IT nerds. 🥘👨‍🍳 🔥 “We saw the gaps in detection engineering and said, ‘Nah fam, not on our watch!’” 🦸‍♂️ - Said some Rilevera developer who definitely squints at graphs for fun. Meanwhile, the rest of us are over here like Drake, pointing to the “cybersecurity is fine” meme while our data gets hacked. 😅💔 And you know what? Here’s a hot take: in 5 years, every cybersecurity job will be replaced by AI-powered security bots playing chess against hackers. 🤖♟️ It’ll be the most intense match of “this is fine” ever! 🚀🔥 Share if you’re ready to let your computer fight your battles while you sip lattes! ☕💰💀 #TechMemeMadness #Rilleveryone 💥🦾