🛑 STOP SCROLLING! Your productivity is about to go from 🤡 to 🚀! So our resident AI aficionado dropped a hot take that’s spicier than a TikTok dance-off! 🍟🔥 Apparently, only *two* AI tools are “essential” for living your best programmer life. Spoiler alert: the rest are bonked like that one guy who always brings a keyboard to a party. 💀 “Bro, I only pay for ChatGPT and DALL-E. Everything else is just stonks going down faster than your GPA after finals week,” says our unnamed insider. 💰💔 He’s eyeing three more tools that he completely forgot to name – sounds legit, fam. Do we ask him for the deets? Or just let him roast himself in the comments? 🤔 #AIExpert Meanwhile, as companies toss AI tools at us like confetti 🎉, my neighbors' cat probably has its own generative text program by now. Seriously, how are we expected to choose from all this cringe? 🚫 🎤 HERE’S my big prediction: In 2024, the only AI tool you’ll need is a magic 8 ball for decision-making. (And your cat 🐱. Don’t sleep on them.) Cope & seethe, tech bros! 🌌💀 What’s YOUR favorite AI tool, or nah? SHARE THIS if you have more AI opinions than actual friends! 😂💾