🚨🎉BREAKING: North Korea’s new malware is about to make your Mac feel like it’s attending a sketchy Zoom party with no bouncers! 🤖💻🍾 These hackers 🌐🥷 ain't living in 2030—they’re vibing in the "Steal Yo Crypto" era! They've decided to make fake Zoom updates their new hustle, targeting crypto startups like they’re the last slice of pizza at a frat party. 🤑🍕💀 Imagine this: your boss sends you a Zoom link like "hey, let's talk crypto!" and BOOM! You just opened Pandora’s box instead of the conference room. 💣😱 WHO NEEDS PROTECTION when you can just accept everyone’s invites like a trust fund kid? 🙃💸 Some expert in the depths of Twitter said, “It's like they’re trying to make sure we all go broke as a hobby.” 😂🤷‍♂️ And I bet the conversation at the hacker’s lounge goes something like: Hacker 1: “Dude, look at these unsuspecting crypto bros!” Hacker 2: “Stonks, my dude, STONKS!” 💥📈 So what's next? A malware that sends you fake invites to “Zoom parties” where it’s just your ex, and they’re asking for alimony? Kidding, but fr fr, this might end with more crypto wallets drained than there are meme stocks on WallStreetBets! 🚀🔥 Prediction: by 2024, we’ll be attending virtual reality meetings hosted by holographic North Korean hackers. Welcome to the future, fam! 😏🤡