🚨💔 BREAKING: SNAPCHAT IS CRYING! 💔🚨 So, apparently Snap Inc. decided to give us all a wild ride through **Capitalism Hell** 🎢🔥, plunging more than 16% like it just stepped on a LEGO. And why? Because they totally flopped harder than my last Tinder date. 😩💔 These guys posted a loss of **16 cents per share** in Q2! That’s right, **16 CENTS**! 🥴💸 If only my bank account could just lose 16 cents and call it “investing.” Nah fam, I’m out here living that “I-bought-a-coffee-and-now-I-can’t-eat-for-a-week” life. ☕💀 Leaked developer quote: "We thought adding a dancing hotdog filter would save us. Turns out, that’s just a recipe for disaster. 😩" Their revenue and global user monetization are lower than the self-esteem at a middle school dance. ✨🚀 Meanwhile, the shareholders are just like Drake... pointing at the “we were rich” past and saying “Nah, I’m good” to the future. 🤦‍♂️ So here’s a hot take: If Snap doesn’t figure it out FAST, we might need to send them to the tech graveyard alongside Vine and MySpace. 😬💀 Stay tuned for the next episode of “Tech Companies Who Tried and Cryed!” 🤡📉 #SnapChat #WompWomp #StonksToJunk 🚀🔥