🚨🤑 BREAKING: 🚨 Xbox Game Pass Ultimate just pulled a fast one on us and slapped a price hike bigger than inflation on your gaming dreams!💸💀 No cap, it’s like they took the "Ultimate" part a tad too literally, right? This is like the developer saying, "We raised the price to improve your experience! You’ll love it!" while we all know it’s more for their yacht fund. 🛥️💰 Meanwhile, other Game Pass plans are getting a glow-up, but NO PRICE HIKE! 😱 It’s like that friend at the party who suddenly gets buff and starts flexing on everyone else while you’re just trying to enjoy a pizza roll. 🍕🙃 "We can't keep giving out discounts," one dev was overheard saying, probably while hiding behind a dumpster of stonks memes 💹. Another gamer was like, "This is fine,” while playing on a chair made of rocks and broken dreams 😫. 🔥 Hot take: Get ready for the next trend – Xbox Game Pass is just going to turn into a monthly subscription service that costs your left kidney and a promise of eternal loyalty! So, whisper goodbye to your bank account, cause this is just the beginning, fam! 🥵🚀