🚨BREAKING: Supreme Court vs. Internet Pirates: WHO WILL REIGN SUPREME?🏴‍☠️⚖️ So the Supreme Court is about to clash swords 🗡️ with ISPs 💻 over whether they should send the ban hammer 🚫 to users accused of piracy. Y'know, COX is trying to flex hard and say, "Nah, we don't wanna be the cops of the internet!" 🤡 Meanwhile, the music industry is pulling out the *big guns*, looking more like a bunch of cartoon villains plotting world domination. 🎵💰 Imagine the scenario: 🕵️‍♂️ Me: "Yo, did you download that new album?" Friend: "Nah, man, the ISP might ghost me." Me: "Ain't nobody got time for that! 🚀" Leaked developer quote: “We ain’t the internet police! But if this goes through, catch me snitching on my own grandma for streaming her favorite soap operas!” 🤖 Fr fr, if this makes ISPs terminate accounts, we’ll be one step closer to the dystopian future where every download feels like throwing a mini rager in the back of a cop car. 🚔💀 And here’s my unhinged prediction: If this ruling goes through, prepare for ISPs to start charging extra for “pirate insurance.” Yes, that’s right! Welcome to the apocalypse of the subscription model! 🤑👀📉 #Stonks? More like No-stonks. Stay lit, fam!🔥💥