🛥️💩 WHEN THE BLADE BREAKS: A FISHERMAN'S “FIND” OR THE OCEAN'S GREATEST DUMPSTER DIVE? 🌊🗑️ So this dude, a charter boat fisherman, stumbles across an absolute *clown fiesta* of wreckage off the coast of Massachusetts, and lemme tell you – it’s not just a mess; it’s a full-blown *fiberglass apocalypse* out there! 🤡💀 Like, you thought last year’s plastic straw ban was a vibe? Wait till you see this BEACH of broken boats! 🏖️ Picture this: a fog so thick you’d think you were in a *Scooby-Doo* episode 🕵️‍♂️🔍 when suddenly – WRECKAGE ATTACK! ⛵️💔 Fast forward to the next morning, and Nantucket wakes up to a shoreline that looks like the world's worst DIY project! Local residents are dodging fiberglass shards like they’re trying to avoid spoilers for the latest Marvel movie. 😱🚫 Sources say Vi (you know, that tech company (because who else? 🤖💰) behind the mess) was like, “Oops, our bad! 🤷‍♂️” Meanwhile, fisherman dude is probably thinking, “This is fine!” as he eyebrows the disaster like it's a TikTok trend. 😅🔥 **Hot take alert:** In the year 2050, the ocean will officially become the world's largest tech graveyard! When we’re all arming drones to fish out rogue smartphones instead of actual fish, don’t say I didn’t warn ya!! 🤖🌊💼👀 #STONKS #FiberglassFiasco