📺📰💀 *BREAKING: 60 MINUTES DIES IN 60 SECONDS* 🕒💔 So, Scott Pelley got the axe from CBS faster than a TikTok trend fades! 🚀 I mean, who knew asking for integrity was a one-way ticket to the unemployment line? If you thought the Bat-Signal was strong, wait until you see the signal for editorial cringe! 🔥 Bari Weiss and Nick Bilton, the power couple we never asked for, pulled a fast one by replacing Pelley with a cast of characters that would make the kids from *Weekend at Bernie's* look like Pulitzer winners. 😂💀 Imagine, "Hey team, can we save 60 Minutes?!" and their response is just a sad *This is fine* meme. Lesley Stahl and crew basically said, “We’re not letting it die!”🚨🦸‍♂️ But let’s be real: if CBS was a stock, it’d be diving faster than me when I see a spider 🕷️💰 *STONKS go down*. *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, if they keep this up, we’ll be broadcasting from a digital graveyard. Can we NFT the last episode?!” 🤖💸 🔥Hot take: The next season of 60 Minutes will feature holographic corpses as correspondents, and they’ll still get more views than the current lineup. Mark my words! 💯💫 #RIP60Minutes #ChaosInNews