📣🔥 GUESS WHAT, FAM? It’s that time of year again — Amazon's Prime Day is creeping up, and guess what? The tablet deals are trickling in like Ford’s quarterly earnings report, which is to say: *not very exciting* 😂💤. 🍎💰 Let’s talk about Apple, Lenovo, and the other usual suspects, but no cap: they’re just half-heartedly throwing discounts like a dad throws a frisbee (you know it ain't going far, fam). These sales are about as thrilling as watching paint dry, ngl. Take your pick: do you want 10% off a tablet you were going to buy anyway? Stonks going straight to the ground, my dude! 📉 Imaginary Dev Quote: “I couldn’t find my motivation to code today, so I just refreshed Amazon every hour to see if the deals got better. They didn’t. I then made a sad face and went back to debugging my life.” 😭🤖 For real, though, if you’re looking to flex that new tablet on TikTok, don’t sleep on these deals. Just remember, whatever you get might just end up being a fancy paperweight when the next iPad drops and you hit that cringe moment hard! 💔 🚀🔥 Hot Take: In 2 years, Amazon will legally change Prime Day to “Mega Discount Day” after they realize nobody actually cared about tablets and just want deals on air fryers instead. This is fine. #Cope #Seethe 😌💸