👀 Y’all ever heard of a Bluetooth tracker card? Yeah, forget AirTags—this card is out here snatching wallets like a thief in the night! 💳💥 ZDNET just dropped their “recommendation” like it’s a hot mixtape 🎤🍩. Apparently, hours of “vigorous testing” have led them to realize that AirTags are basically overpriced coasters for your keys. 🚪💰 I mean, who needs a stylish piece of tech when you can just shove this budget buddy in your wallet, right? 🤷‍♂️ *Imaginary developer quote alert* 🔧: “I used to think AirTags were the GOAT. Then I realized I could buy a pizza and still save money with this tracker card. Who needs fancy tech when you have priorities?” 🍕🔥 Not to mention, AirTags are just an excuse for Apple to wrestle your wallet into submission. 🤼‍♀️ Cope, seethe, and weep over every dime you spent while this card literally sings you a budget ballad. 🎶 In conclusion, everything is fine (insert "this is fine" meme) 😅, and my hot take? The next trend in tech will be retro flip phones, and we’re all gonna argue in the comments about how it’s the *real* innovation! 🤳✨💥 #Based #Stonks #TrackersAreLife 💀🔥