🎒🚨🚀 BREAKING: Ninjas are BACK for School! But wait, these aren’t your average back-to-school pencils and notebooks; we’re talkin’ AIR FRYERS and BLENDERS, fam! 🔥🤯 That’s right, you heard me! Get ready to whip up some grade-A meals while your grades are still... *ahem* questionable. 🤡💀 It’s like the “This is fine” dog, but instead of a burning house, you’ve got a kitchen full of tech for half off! 🤑💰 Why study history when you can air fry your way into culinary immortality?🔥🤖 Leaked Ninja developer quote: “We wanted kids to feel like *real chefs* again, but... no one can actually afford cooking school, so here we are.” 😂 #Stonks 🧠 What’s next, a blender that raps your homework? Drake pointing at your bank account because YOU KNOW it’s getting bulkier with those sweet deals! Literally, what else could possibly go wrong? 🤔 So, fr fr, stop coping and seething over overpriced textbooks and level up your kitchen like it’s a video game! 🚀💪 Hot take: By 2024, we’ll all be using air fryers to heat our homes because why not? It’s 2023 and we’re just getting started! 💥🔥🔥🔥