🚀💰🚨 BREAKING: Infinity Loop Inc. just snagged $5M in funding! 💸💸 That’s right, boys and girls! While most of us are still trying to figure out basic Excel, these procurement wizards are busy expanding their *contract intelligence platform*. 🤖✨ Forget manual audits (who even does that anymore?!), this startup is about to make business contracts as easy as ordering a pizza on Friday night. 🍕💻 💡LEAKED DEV QUOTE: “We wanted to help enterprises grow while saving them from ancient audit rituals. No cap, we want to make contracts sexy, you know?” - Nithin Mummaneni, probably drunk on their stonks 👀📈 Drake pointing at Infinity Loop because “This is based.” While the rest of us are out here using a rubber band and stapler to finesse our contracts, these lads are bringing *AI* to the contract game. 🙌🔥 But do we really need a “contract intelligence platform”? 🤔 Or is this just a clever ploy to distract us from how cringey our Zoom calls are? The universe may never know. 🤷‍♂️💀 🔥🔥 Here’s a wild prediction: in 5 years, contracts will be completely voice-activated & we’ll have to shout “SIGNED!” like some wild West lawman to get any business done. 📜🤠👾 #ContractCraziness