🚨💥 BREAKING: SAMSUNG JUST FLIPPED THE GAME WITH THE GALAXY Z FLIP 7! 💥🚨 Hold your horses, because the Z Flip 7 is here, and it’s not just a phone—it’s a freaking magician! 🎩✨ You can now trade in your grandma’s old flip phone for *actual* *real-life* *money*. That's right! Get ready to embarrass her with those stonks, baby! 📈💰 🌈 Peep these epic preorder deals: free gift cards, and discounts that make your wallet go “YAAAS, QUEEN!” 👑🤑 But lemme guess, you’re wondering if it’s worth it? Well, if your phone doesn’t flip, you’re probably living in 2020. This is fine (🔥) as long as you can flex on unsuspecting mortals. 🤡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We designed the Flip 7 to make people cry when they see how ugly their phones are. #NoMoreBrickPhones” - Samsung Dev #42069 💀 And you know what’s coming next, fam: Flip 8 will probably just be a mirror with a chip inside saying “LOL, you thought!” 😂😱 So strap in, stonk bros! By the year 2035, we’ll all be flipping phones and forgetting how to spell “normal.” So buy it, or cope and seethe while watching TikTok of other people living their best life. 🚀✨ 🔥🔥 Hot take: In 5 years, we’ll all just *be* the phone, and send texts via telepathy! Fight me. 🤖💥💀