🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! 🌍💥 You won’t BELIEVE what just dropped from the tech heavens! 🌩️💸 Introducing the *Twelve South PlugBug*! Sounds super fancy, right? 🤯 It’s like your boring old charger had a glow-up 🌈💅, now with FOUR PORTS! That's right, FOUR! 😱 Are you charging your devices or running a tech octopus farm? 😜💻🐙 But wait, there’s MORE—this chunky boy can be tracked on the Find My app! 😏 So if you lose track of this ultimate travel companion, you can find it faster than your ex finding a reason to text you at 3 AM. 📱🔍 Your lost charger doesn’t even stand a chance against your detective skills! 🕵️‍♂️💔 And the cherry on top? IT'S $35 OFF on Amazon for Prime Day! 🛒🔥 This isn’t just stonks, it’s 🤑 SUPER STONKS! But hurry, Prime Day ends tonight—unless you're in a time loop (which like, same). #ThisIsFine 🤡💀 🥤💬 Don’t be that one friend saying, “I saw it earlier,” while your other buddies are raving about their epic charging adventures. 💥🔥 My hot take? In 2024, we'll have charging posts installed at every coffee shop, and the PlugBug will be a museum exhibit! 🚀🔋 Who’s gonna start the petition? #BasedAlready! Share this madness with your friends before it’s too late! 📤🌀💨