🛑 STOP THE PRESSES! 🚨 In a world where AI low-code tools are guzzling up the limelight like it’s a bottomless brunch 🥂, Uno Platform just said, “Nah, we’re going full enterprise mode, baby!” 💼💪 These Montreal wizards are like that one friend who shows up to a party with a salad when everyone else just brought chips. 🥗 "Code it once, deploy everywhere" - it’s basically the coding version of “staying in your lane” and NOT driving your Tesla into a lake. 🚗💦 In a universe cluttered with vibe coding and wannabe developers tapping away in Notion like it’s an elite festival 🎟️, Uno's saying: “Eh, hold up! Corporate geeks deserve love too!” Cue the wild applause for enterprise developers who just want to ship code faster than a pizza delivery guy after a midnight coding binge! 🍕💨 Fake leaked quote from a wannabe developer: “I’m just trying to vibe with my low-code tool but Uno’s like, ‘Get your stonks ready, fam. We’re going big or we’re going home!’” 📈💰 *drake pointing meme intensifies* **Hot take**: Get ready for Uno Platform to drop an NFT collection of their best enterprise apps. 🚀💀 With them in the game, someone’s about to make TRILLIONS while we’re all here still configuring our MySpace pages. 😱🔥 #NoCap #Based