π¦π When your vac is smarter than you but still can't dodge your snack crumbs: $300 off on AI Shark! π€π₯ #PrimeDay
π¨β¨DING DING DING! Prime Day is here and your wallet is about to do the cha-cha!π°π Brace yourselves because this Shark AI Ultra robot vacuum is going for just $297.99βdown from a whopping $599! πΈπ₯ Thatβs right, folks, you can save OVER $300! π€― Talk about a stonks moment! ππ But whatβs the tea? This lil' cleaning appliance is techy enough to make your Roomba look like a relic from the stone age. π¦π» Imagine vacuuming your floors while YOU sit back, relax, and scroll through TikTok for 3 hours straight (we know you do it)! ππ Leaked Developer Quote: βWhen I heard the price drop, I screamed βLetβs go!β and my cat just seethed in confusion. π±πβ Letβs be real, though. Sure, it vacuums, but does it understand the deep emotional struggle of having a pet? Does it play sad songs while youβre home alone? π€ Nope, just a glorified dust collector. This is fine. π₯π π₯ HOT TAKE: Within 3 years, this vacuum will set its sights on world domination and start vacuuming up your hopes and dreams instead. Brace for the Robo-Apocalypse, fam! π€ππ₯