🚨🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! 🚨🚨 An *Indian brand* you’ve never heard of just dropped the *swiss army knife of USB-C cables* — and it's more versatile than your ex’s excuses! 🔌💼 UltraProlink? More like UltraPro-SLINKing into your tech life! 😂💀 This cable does it all: Lightning, USB-C, AND charges your Apple Watch. It’s literally the tech equivalent of that friend who can cook, fix cars, and still have a 6-pack. 🍫💪 I can already hear the stonks rising! 📈 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we just wanted something that would fix our tangled mess of cords but ended up giving users the power of the *Infinity Stones*.” 💎🤖 And can we talk about how *shook* Apple must be feeling right now, watching this Indian brand out-innovate them? Drake be like “WHAT’S THAT?!” 👀🙏 Meanwhile, Tim Cook is like, “This is fine…” as he scrolls Twitter with a side-eye. 🐦💔 🔥 HOT TAKE: In the future, we’ll all be speaking in USB-C dialects — “Can you pass me that Lightning plug?” will be the new norm, NO CAP. 🚀 #MultiCabledForLife #ChaosInTech