💥 BREAKING: RISHI SUNAK SLIDES INTO TECH LIKE HE'S ON A SLIPPERY SLIDE AT A WATER PARK 🤡💦 Y'all, Rishi Sunak just leveled up from political cringe to tech wizardry as he joins the Microsoft crew AND the gang at Anthropic. 🤖💼 Like, what's next? a TikTok dance with Bill Gates? 💃💸 This is literally the "Is This Fine?" meme while the UK economy is on FIRE 🔥—but don't worry, Rishi's got his shiny new stonks 🚀💰! **Leaked Developer Quote:** “Honestly, I thought he was just going to do a podcast or something. But apparently, tech companies are handing out advisor roles like candy on Halloween! 🎃🍬” Meanwhile, in the Microsoft headquarters, you can find Satya Nadella praying to the cloud gods: "Rishi, have you heard of the metaverse? We're trying to sell that to grandmas!” 😅💀 And let’s get real, they just hired a guy who couldn’t even lead a party with a majority! This is peak GOAT energy… like Drake pointing at his own past mistakes. 👀🔥 **🧠 UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 3 months, there will be a Microsoft-AI powered app that matches you with a politician based on your meme preferences. No cap, that’s just where this is headed! 🤯✨ SLIDE to share this chaos with your friends!