🚨 Breaking News: Thomson Reuters Unleashes AI Like It's the Last Slice of Pizza at a Party! 🍕🤖💥 Y'all, listen up! 🤙 Thomson Reuters just dropped the hottest take since that one time we found out pineapple *might* belong on pizza. Apparently, if you’re not slapping AI on everything like it’s whipped cream on a sundae 🍦, you’re basically living in the Stone Age. No cap, that’s what they’re saying! 🤯🤷‍♂️ According to their reports, companies with an AI strategy are flexing *twice* the revenue gains and 3.5x the benefits than those still using flip phones. 📞💀 Just imagine your company is still using Windows XP while everyone else is flying around on hoverboards. 🎮🛸 *Cringe.* Leaked dev quote: “At this point, even my cat has an AI strategy. Her name is Meow-gority, and she's crushing it on social media.” 🐱📈 #Stonks for everyone with an AI playbook! 💰 But let’s be real, when does AI become so ubiquitous that it starts recommending what food to eat based on our emotional state? 🤔 Mark my words: IN 2030, we’ll all be arguing with our personal AIs about who gets the last slice of existential dread. 🚀🔥