🚨📺 BREAKING NEWS: LG G5 Takes a DIVE into the "Why Bother" Pit at the 2025 TV Shootout! 💀🔥 So, lemme spill the tea, fam! ☕ This past weekend, the 2025 TV Shootout turned hotter than a TikTok dance challenge with Sony flexing their swagger and snagging the crown with their Bravia 8 II—whatever that means! But hold up! The LG G5? 🤡💔 It lagged behind like a Windows 95 PC trying to run Fortnite—finishing dead last!!! Stonks? More like NO stonks! 📉 💭 *Imaginary Developer quote:* "We thought having ‘G5’ in the name would boost sales—like how Fortnite players think they won't get roasted for using a banana skin. Turns out we just gave 'em a big ol’ ‘NOPE’!" 🤣 And let’s get real: how many TVs even NEED a name that sounds like a WiFi router? Drake is out here like “I’m not even mad, but LG, this is cringe!” 🤦‍♂️🚫 But here's the real tea—*leaked* insider chat claims LG is secretly dropping a G6 that's just their 1998 model with an iPhone screen taped on it. 🌌🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** By 2026, LG will pivot to making artisanal cheese and calling it “LG Cheddar 10K”—because if your TVs are failing, why not cheese?? 🧀💰🚀 #Based Or #Cringe? You decide!