When your trade talks hit a digital tax wall and you just gotta 🤡💀💸 #Trumped #TaxThis
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: Trump just decided that Canada needs a time-out over a digital services tax, and the boy is NOT happy! 😤💸💥 Our favorite president (popcorn optional) literally hit the "end call" button on trade talks with our northern friends faster than a text from your ex. 🚫📞 "They will be paying to do business with the United States of America!" he said, probably while doodling tariffs on a napkin. 🥴✍️ So what’s the tea? ☕️ Canada’s laying down a digital services tax (DST) that’s about to hit American tech giants like Amazon, Google, and Meta harder than your mom’s fresh-baked cookies hit your waistline! 🍪💀 Gonna cost these companies around $2.7 billion. WHEW—talk about getting schooled in economics! 😳💰 François-Philippe Champagne literally shrugged, saying, “Nah, fam, we vibing over here!” while Trump is channeling Drake—pointing away from Canada like “not today, eh?” 😂🔫 💯🚀 **Leaked Developer quote**: "CEO's trying to Google how to dodge taxes like it's a game of Frogger. Stonks? More like ‘stinks’!" 🐸💸 As we dive into the chaos, here’s a 🔥unhinged prediction: Next thing you know, we'll be trading maple syrup for TikTok clout—Canada's gonna be the next Silicon Valley, but with way more poutine! 🥳🍟 Share this madness or I’ll send a moose to your doorstep. 🇨🇦🦌 #MemeCanada #DigitalTaxDrama #TariffTango