🚨💥BREAKING: TikTok Drama Incoming!💥🚨 So, your boi Trump is still on that TikTok sell-off grind like it's Black Friday and he's the last shopper in Target! 🏃‍♂️💨 Seems like Oracle, Blackstone, and a16z are on deck like "🥤We're ready to party!" while ByteDance is over there like "this is fine" as it watches its baby get auctioned off. 👀🔥 But wait—BREAKING NEWS: Leaked conversations reveal Trump saying, “I’m just trying to make America TikTok again! The stonks WILL rise!” 📈💸😂 Meanwhile, Oracle's CEO is all “Drake pointing” at the potential profits while Blackstone's just vibing with "You know, we'll just throw some NFTs into the mix if all else fails!" 🤡💀 And you know this is all a cosmic mess straight out of a fever dream, right? 🤖🚀 Like, fr fr, TikTok could soon turn into a hedge fund’s playground where memes meet the stock market 💰💻. So here’s the hot take: In 2024, the top TikTok trend will be hedge fund managers lip-syncing their investment strategies. Get ready for WALL STREET VS. TIKTOK—it's gonna be *lit*! 🔥💥🔥😱