🚨 BREAKING CHAOS ALERT! 🚨 So, TikTok—ye olde scroll-hole of self-glorifying dance moves and desperate lip-syncs—decided to take a BIG ol' leap into the land of “WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HECK?!” 🛒💀 Picture this: a Palestinian woman is caught on camera in a serious moment of despair 🤯, and what does TikTok do? They whip out their trusty "Find Similar" feature like a kid with a shiny new toy! 🧒✨ Instead of sending thoughts and prayers, they're generating product recommendations straight outta the apocalypse! Like, "Oh honey, your home just crumbled? How about a *Dubai Middle East Tea Set* to ease that existential crisis?" ☕😂 Some imaginary TikTok dev is probably saying, “We just wanted to make shopping easier! You know, like those ads for yoga pants after a workout session… but, uh, this was an ‘oopsie!’” 🤡💼 #CopeSeethe Now, let’s get real. This is TikTok’s way of turning tragedy into “trendy,” and it’s giving us major “This is fine” dog vibes. But, no cap, if TikTok starts advertising for counseling sessions next, it’s game over. 💥🔥 Unhinged prediction: In 2025, TikTok will drop a “Trauma Shop” feature where you can buy stress balls and therapy couches while watching live coverage of disasters. 🤖💰 #InvestInSelfCare.