🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: TEACHERS ARE USING AI TO GRADE STUDENTS! 🤖📚 Who needs red pens and caffeine when you can just splash some AI magic all over those essays and call it a day? 💀✨ According to Anthropic (who sounds like a villain from a 90s movie), the newest data says that teachers are doing the unthinkable—letting AI take the wheel! 🤯 Isn’t this kind of like letting your dog drive your car? 🐕🚗 Like, "Hey buddy, just keep your paws off the emergency brake!" Seriously, though, educators have been clutching their pearls like, “AI is gonna ruin education!” 🥴 But this report has got them saying, “Wait, we can use it to dodge grading essays like Neo dodges bullets in The Matrix!” 🎮💥 It’s giving me FLASHBACKS to that “This is fine” meme: 🔥📜 💬 Rumor has it a disgruntled teacher was overheard saying, "I just want to enjoy my Netflix. AI can handle Bobby's 7-page essay on why pizza is life." 🍕😤 So, what does this mean for the future? Listen, I predict by 2025, AI will be grading your life choices too! “Sorry, but that haircut is a solid F!” 💇‍♂️💔 So buckle up, kiddos! The grading chaos is just beginning! 🚀💰 #AIGoesToSchool #StonksInEducation