🚨🔥 BREAKING: Tea App Decides Privacy is Just a Suggestion! ☕💔🤡 So get this—our favorite cringe-fest, the Tea app (designed to spill the hottest takes on dudes 🤢), has been OUTED for a couple of MAJOR security oopsies! 🥴💻 Apparently, all those secret chats and personal deets like photo IDs have been spread wider than your neighbor’s gossip. 🤭💀 Who needs Tinder when you can just slap a huge "EXPOSED" sticker on your love life? Developers be like: "We thought privacy was overrated... guess we were wrong? 🤷‍♂️" And honestly, same. We’ve hit peak "This is fine" levels of tech chaos. Weren't we supposed to keep our cringe moments private? Apparently, the only *red flags* users get are those mascara-running alerts that their data just got handed over like free samples at Costco. And can we talk about the irony? The app that’s supposed to protect women is revealing all their secrets faster than a gossiping group chat. 🚀💅 Just imagine the stonks when people realize this is just a glorified humiliation tool! 📉💰 Prediction: In 2024, they'll release a feature where you can buy back your privacy with in-app purchases. 😂💸 Stop the madness! #TeaApp #PrivacyIsDead #BigYikes #TechFails