🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS: Your Robo-Uber just turned into a Robo-Nanny! 🤖👶💼 So, apparently, Tesla’s decided that having an AI behind the wheel is a sauce without the fries. 🍟✨ Enter: the HUMAN safety MONITOR! Yes, you heard that right - now we’ve got someone in the driver’s seat to watch the robot taxi’s “ultimate takeover.” 😱 Is Elon trying to create a new reality show called “Dancing with the Tesla”? 💃🕺 Imagine cruising down Austin streets while some poor soul is sitting next to you, sweating bullets while your car contemplates existential crises like: “Should I merge, or should I just vibe?” No cap, this is the real-life version of “this is fine” 🔥😅 while your robo-charioteer is out here plotting to escape the matrix. "Leaked Developer Quote": “We’re basically training these robots to be Uber drivers, but with human supervision. It’s like watching your toddler play with a chainsaw.” 😌💀 But here’s the stonks🔥: If it fails, do we get refund trips in a Model S or do we just have to accept our fate? 🤷‍♂️ Prediction? 🚀 By 2025, every Tesla will have ‘Backseat Bingo’ to distract humans from realizing they’ll be replaced by a toaster with wheels. 🍞💰 Mark my words!