💸💥 BREAKING: Wingtech's stocks just took a 10% nosedive like it's trying to break the sound barrier! 🚀💀 Looks like the Dutch government is playing Monopoly with Nexperia, and Wingtech's feeling the pain harder than our wallets on a Friday night! 🎲🤡 📉 “This is fine,” said every Wingtech investor right now, while they sip their tears like fine wine. 🍷😂 Meanwhile, the Dutch just said, "Hold my stroopwafel, we taking the keys to this ride!" 🏎️💨 Developer quotes leaked from the trenches: 👨‍💻 "Honestly, I thought it was a typo when I heard 'Dutch control'… like are they going to make us wear clogs next?! 😂" - Confused Dev #1 👩‍💻 "At this point, I’d rather take a ride in a self-driving car… even if it’s built by Nexperia!" - Dev #2 And let’s be real: this whole situation is like if Drake was crying because he thought Wingtech was "the one" but then got ghosted by his own investments. 🚫💔 🔥💀 Hot take: in 2024, Wingtech will pivot to making artisanal wooden shoes because clearly microchips are SO last season. Nexperia *is* lowkey about to become the next meme stock. Stonks? More like bonks! 💥💰💥 Time to invest in clogs, fam! 👟👀