🚀💥 BREAKING NEWS: SPACE SHUTTLE DRAMA ALERT! 💥🚀 Yo, fam! 🤡 You won't believe the politician shenanigans orbiting around the space shuttle Discovery! It’s literally like watching a TikTok dance challenge but way more cringe 😬. Texas senators Cruz and Cornyn are trying to TRAP the Discovery (yes, that majestic metal bird) in Houston because apparently, they think it’ll boost their stonks. 📈🤠 Now, *insert dramatic music here*… this whole scheme is fused with "One Big Beautiful Bill" — which sounds like something my grandma would name her cat. 🐱✨ Like, no cap, when did the Senate start using marketing slogans? 🤔 "Hey, what if we can use the glam of space travel to get more tax cuts?!" said a hypothetical senator, probably while looking like this 🤡. Meanwhile, the Discovery's chilling in the Smithsonian, sipping on some classy space juice. 🍹💰 In conclusion? THIS IS FINE. 🔥 Send it to Houston or send it to the moon, but PLEASE don’t send it to a committee meeting! 💥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, NASA will replace all shuttles with SpaceX’s cool rockets and we’ll be voting on whether to send Congress to Mars. 🚀 #ToInfinityAndBeyond #SpacePolitics 🤖💀✨