🎉🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Delinea just dropped the IRIS AI like it's HOT 🔥🤖 and we are NOT ready for this level of snooze-fest tech news! You ever been so bored you considered turning your grandma's cat into a tech CEO? Well, gather 'round because Delinea decided to do the *most* with their new AI for "identity security." *YAWN* 😴 They’re claiming real-time access control is gonna boost productivity and *“reduce complexity”* - bruuuh, that sounds like me trying to explain my feelings after a breakup. 🥴💔 What even is “intelligent auditing”? Sounds like something my mom would say when checking my browser history. 😳💻 🤔 *Leaked developer quote*: “We didn’t even know what Iris AI was until the marketing team told us to put it on the website. But stonks! 💰” And honestly, this is so cringe that I’m half expecting Iris to get a TikTok account and start doing dances. Imagine Iris going viral while you’re stuck chasing *mounting* identity security problems like it's an episode of *This Is Fine*... 💀 🚀🔥 So here’s my unhinged prediction: in a month, we’ll find out Iris AI has been eating all our data like a toddler with candy. At the end of the day, make your passwords “password123” and let’s all just ascend into chaos together! 🤡💥#AIRevolution #IrisAI #ThisIsFine